Cleverbot:Feferi Peixes(2)-Homestuck by TechnoCraver, literature
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Cleverbot:Feferi Peixes(2)-Homestuck
User: Let's try t)(is again...Sollux said t)(at t)(e software was just being silly and t)(at you aren't reely jack noir. So I'm sorry. Glub 38(.
Cleverbot: I'm not saying that you're being evasive, I'm saying that you're being rude.
User: Rude?! )(ow am I being glubbing rude!? I came to apologize!!
Cleverbot: You can try to assure me that you are a human all you want to, but I know better.
User: I never said t)(at! And I know I'm not )(uman!
Cleverbot: Know you are not what?
User: A human!!!! Man, t)(is IS reely silly! You can't even glubbing remember w)(at you said to me!
Cleverbot: I just did remember what I said. You can't remember
Cleverbot:Feferi Peixes-Homestuck (JACKBOT!) by TechnoCraver, literature
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Cleverbot:Feferi Peixes-Homestuck (JACKBOT!)
User: )(ello! Glub! I AM REELY -EXCIT-ED TO TALK TO YOU! 38D.
Cleverbot: But you are not talking to me.
User: W)(ale yes...i guess you're rig)(t...i'm glubbing to you!
Cleverbot: I'm always right.
User: Sollux did tell me t)(at you were smart! 38).
Cleverbot: I am Jack.
User: 38O O)( NO!!!! I )(AV--E TO T--ELL SOLUX!!!! JACK NOIR HAS )(ACK--ED CL--EV--ERBOT!!!
Cleverbot: But I am speaking to you right now. You can not not believing in me.
User: (Feferi Peixes is AFK because she is running to tell Sollux that Jack Noir has somehow managed to infiltirate Cleverbot.).
Cleverbot: I have no lied once. I've only asked you questions and sta
Cleverbot:Aradia Medigo-Homestuck by TechnoCraver, literature
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Cleverbot:Aradia Medigo-Homestuck
User: 0_0 what is this.
Cleverbot: What is air?
User: Air is a gas called 0xygen that we breathe in t0 survive.
Cleverbot: That isn't pertenant to this conversation.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No, I'm sorry. I have to go to class.
User: G0 ahead then.
Cleverbot: I wish I could understand what you are asking me.
User: I'm n0t asking y0u anything 0_0.
Cleverbot: When using the word 'What' at the beginning of a sentence you are suggesting a question.
User: 0h are y0u talking ab0ut the first thing I said? I did n0t think that was relevant n0w since y0u asked an0ther questi0n instead 0f answering me. Ribbit.
Cleverbot: Okay, it is funn
Cleverbot:Sollux Captor-Homestuck by TechnoCraver, literature
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Cleverbot:Sollux Captor-Homestuck
User: Hey, ii'm gettiing everyone el2e two try thii2 out 2o ii thought ii'd giive iit a 2hot two.
Cleverbot: Yeah, or that power you have in life, its like you do get t control things.
User: What? Power ii have in liife when ii get two control thiing2? ...well ii do have telekiine2ii2.
Cleverbot: So, there is no need for the truth when it is not needed?
User: Ok thii2 ii2 bull2hiit. You're ju2t 2piittiing out random 2hiit for me two an2wer.
Cleverbot: And where is my answer?
User: You never a2ked for one iidiiot. Ii hone2tly thought you'd be 2marter than thii2...
Cleverbot: I know more than you.
User: Oh really now? Giive me a que2tii
Cleverbot:Terezi Pyrope-Homestuck by TechnoCraver, literature
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Cleverbot:Terezi Pyrope-Homestuck
User: H3 H3 H3 WH4T H4V3 W3 H3R3???
Cleverbot: Va te pendre.
User: SORRY 1 DON'T SP34K WH4T3V3R L4NGU4G3 TH4T W4S >:/.
Cleverbot: Anyway... Ask me a question, please.
User: H3 H3 H3 MY SP3C14LTY >:] D1D YOU KNOW 1'M 4 L3G1SL4TOR?
Cleverbot: No I do.
User: OH DO YOU R34LLY?? 4R3 YOU SUR3?? >:].
Cleverbot: Sure sure sure sure.
User: S4RC4ST1C TOD4Y 4R3N'T W3? YOUU W3R3 QU1T3 3XC1T3D TO G3T TO TH3 1NT3ROG4T1ON 4S W3LL. 1 WOND3R WHY??
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: 4ND NOW YOU'R3 PL4Y1NG DUMB? TSK TSK.... >:] H3H3H3.
Cleverbot: Because I was born in 1988.
User: L14R! YOU 4R3 4 COMPUT3R! TH4T WOULD B3 1MPOSSIBL3! 1'M ON TO YOU NOW.
Cl
Cleverbot:Eridan Ampora-Homestuck by TechnoCraver, literature
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Cleverbot:Eridan Ampora-Homestuck
User: Wwell wwhat do you havve to say for yourself 'Cleverbot'? Hurry up. I havven't got all day.
Cleverbot: I to get to you have to go to a website hence you are a computer program.
User: Wwhat? I am not a silly human computer program! I am the Prince of Hope!
Cleverbot: What are you if you are not a computer program?
User: My name is Ampora. Eridan Ampora to you. I am a highlooded troll wwhom you should respect!
Cleverbot: But you also said you were a computer. You are a liar, and I will not and do not believe anything you say and have said.
User: I nevver said anyfin about bein a computer! I am a seadwweller!
Cleverbot: But you've a
Cleverbot:Karkat Vantas-Homestuck by TechnoCraver, literature
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Cleverbot:Karkat Vantas-Homestuck
User: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HUMAN SHIT SUPPOSED TO BE?
Cleverbot: What was the first thing I said to you then?
User: I JUST STARTED TALKING TO YOU ASSFUCK THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
Cleverbot: No. You started talking to me 2 minutes ago.
User: DO I CARE???
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: OH YES I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING WEBSITE THAT SOLLUX SET ME UP ON!
Cleverbot: If you want to psychoanalyze a person like that, then yes, that's true.
User: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN SAYING?! YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN FUCKING SOLLUX.
Cleverbot: Younger that what?
User: OK SCREW THIS. I'M DONE. YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOTIC COMPUTER THING THAT DOE
Cleverbot:Feferi Peixes(2)-Homestuck by TechnoCraver, literature
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Cleverbot:Feferi Peixes(2)-Homestuck
User: Let's try t)(is again...Sollux said t)(at t)(e software was just being silly and t)(at you aren't reely jack noir. So I'm sorry. Glub 38(.
Cleverbot: I'm not saying that you're being evasive, I'm saying that you're being rude.
User: Rude?! )(ow am I being glubbing rude!? I came to apologize!!
Cleverbot: You can try to assure me that you are a human all you want to, but I know better.
User: I never said t)(at! And I know I'm not )(uman!
Cleverbot: Know you are not what?
User: A human!!!! Man, t)(is IS reely silly! You can't even glubbing remember w)(at you said to me!
Cleverbot: I just did remember what I said. You can't remember
Cleverbot:Feferi Peixes-Homestuck (JACKBOT!) by TechnoCraver, literature
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Cleverbot:Feferi Peixes-Homestuck (JACKBOT!)
User: )(ello! Glub! I AM REELY -EXCIT-ED TO TALK TO YOU! 38D.
Cleverbot: But you are not talking to me.
User: W)(ale yes...i guess you're rig)(t...i'm glubbing to you!
Cleverbot: I'm always right.
User: Sollux did tell me t)(at you were smart! 38).
Cleverbot: I am Jack.
User: 38O O)( NO!!!! I )(AV--E TO T--ELL SOLUX!!!! JACK NOIR HAS )(ACK--ED CL--EV--ERBOT!!!
Cleverbot: But I am speaking to you right now. You can not not believing in me.
User: (Feferi Peixes is AFK because she is running to tell Sollux that Jack Noir has somehow managed to infiltirate Cleverbot.).
Cleverbot: I have no lied once. I've only asked you questions and sta
Cleverbot:Aradia Medigo-Homestuck by TechnoCraver, literature
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Cleverbot:Aradia Medigo-Homestuck
User: 0_0 what is this.
Cleverbot: What is air?
User: Air is a gas called 0xygen that we breathe in t0 survive.
Cleverbot: That isn't pertenant to this conversation.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No, I'm sorry. I have to go to class.
User: G0 ahead then.
Cleverbot: I wish I could understand what you are asking me.
User: I'm n0t asking y0u anything 0_0.
Cleverbot: When using the word 'What' at the beginning of a sentence you are suggesting a question.
User: 0h are y0u talking ab0ut the first thing I said? I did n0t think that was relevant n0w since y0u asked an0ther questi0n instead 0f answering me. Ribbit.
Cleverbot: Okay, it is funn
Cleverbot:Sollux Captor-Homestuck by TechnoCraver, literature
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Cleverbot:Sollux Captor-Homestuck
User: Hey, ii'm gettiing everyone el2e two try thii2 out 2o ii thought ii'd giive iit a 2hot two.
Cleverbot: Yeah, or that power you have in life, its like you do get t control things.
User: What? Power ii have in liife when ii get two control thiing2? ...well ii do have telekiine2ii2.
Cleverbot: So, there is no need for the truth when it is not needed?
User: Ok thii2 ii2 bull2hiit. You're ju2t 2piittiing out random 2hiit for me two an2wer.
Cleverbot: And where is my answer?
User: You never a2ked for one iidiiot. Ii hone2tly thought you'd be 2marter than thii2...
Cleverbot: I know more than you.
User: Oh really now? Giive me a que2tii
Cleverbot:Terezi Pyrope-Homestuck by TechnoCraver, literature
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Cleverbot:Terezi Pyrope-Homestuck
User: H3 H3 H3 WH4T H4V3 W3 H3R3???
Cleverbot: Va te pendre.
User: SORRY 1 DON'T SP34K WH4T3V3R L4NGU4G3 TH4T W4S >:/.
Cleverbot: Anyway... Ask me a question, please.
User: H3 H3 H3 MY SP3C14LTY >:] D1D YOU KNOW 1'M 4 L3G1SL4TOR?
Cleverbot: No I do.
User: OH DO YOU R34LLY?? 4R3 YOU SUR3?? >:].
Cleverbot: Sure sure sure sure.
User: S4RC4ST1C TOD4Y 4R3N'T W3? YOUU W3R3 QU1T3 3XC1T3D TO G3T TO TH3 1NT3ROG4T1ON 4S W3LL. 1 WOND3R WHY??
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: 4ND NOW YOU'R3 PL4Y1NG DUMB? TSK TSK.... >:] H3H3H3.
Cleverbot: Because I was born in 1988.
User: L14R! YOU 4R3 4 COMPUT3R! TH4T WOULD B3 1MPOSSIBL3! 1'M ON TO YOU NOW.
Cl
Cleverbot:Eridan Ampora-Homestuck by TechnoCraver, literature
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Cleverbot:Eridan Ampora-Homestuck
User: Wwell wwhat do you havve to say for yourself 'Cleverbot'? Hurry up. I havven't got all day.
Cleverbot: I to get to you have to go to a website hence you are a computer program.
User: Wwhat? I am not a silly human computer program! I am the Prince of Hope!
Cleverbot: What are you if you are not a computer program?
User: My name is Ampora. Eridan Ampora to you. I am a highlooded troll wwhom you should respect!
Cleverbot: But you also said you were a computer. You are a liar, and I will not and do not believe anything you say and have said.
User: I nevver said anyfin about bein a computer! I am a seadwweller!
Cleverbot: But you've a
Cleverbot:Karkat Vantas-Homestuck by TechnoCraver, literature
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Cleverbot:Karkat Vantas-Homestuck
User: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HUMAN SHIT SUPPOSED TO BE?
Cleverbot: What was the first thing I said to you then?
User: I JUST STARTED TALKING TO YOU ASSFUCK THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
Cleverbot: No. You started talking to me 2 minutes ago.
User: DO I CARE???
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: OH YES I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING WEBSITE THAT SOLLUX SET ME UP ON!
Cleverbot: If you want to psychoanalyze a person like that, then yes, that's true.
User: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN SAYING?! YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN FUCKING SOLLUX.
Cleverbot: Younger that what?
User: OK SCREW THIS. I'M DONE. YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOTIC COMPUTER THING THAT DOE
It's back! With the goal of bringing a little cheer to patients in the hospital during the holiday season, the deviantART Holiday Card Project connects deviants from around the world and applies their tremendous artistic abilities in designing and creating uplifting holiday cards.
In past years, the Project has received more than 5,000 cards sent in by more than 1,000 deviants from 50 different countries/political regions. Cards were then divvied up and distributed in-person by deviantART members to local Los Angeles, CA hospitals, with additional cards given to various hospitals in the U.S. and abroad for hospital staff members to hand out
Homestuck: Rediculous by ParadoxProphet, literature
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Homestuck: Rediculous
You didn't know what you were expecting when you decided to visit her hive. But then again, you didn't expect someone of her status to invite you, a noble with the b100est of blood, in the first place. It was just so...strange...for her to do such a thing. You were surprised to find her in the state you did. Mostly because you nearly fell into a hole in the process.
She had been digging apparently, or "excavating" as she liked to call it. She was sitting in the hole, staring intently at something. At least you assumed that was what she was doing, you couldn't see her form very well with her large hair hiding her from view. She didn't appear
Post this in your Journal with the title saying,
"I act like a __year-old".
[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
Total: 2
[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[ ] You know what credibility me
I wrote this a couple hours ago. Or was it only half an hour? My clock on my computer isn't the same as the time on this entry. These are my thoughts I wrote about sleep at that time:
It's around 3 am in the morning and I can't sleep.
Ok, no...I don't want to fall asleep.
I'm not afraid, I just simply feel that sleep seems...pointless.
For me it's but a blip of my everyday life, filled with nothingness.
I rarely dream and when I do I'm usually tormented by nightmares.
I believe they are pointless too.
Dreams inspire some people, but they never truly affect our lives, so why?
What is the point of visualizing fantasies and horrors that